Speaker 1: Well, Alex, thank you for being here. Thanks for having me. If you don't mind, though, let's just hop right into some questions, okay? Ready whenever you are. Okay, I want you to describe a time you had to work on a team and something didn't go well. What would you do differently? Well, first off, I want to say that is a great question, thank you for asking. At a previous company, I worked on a project with a development team that fell behind schedule. Everyone involved had individual goals, and while I stuck to my own, it didn't occur to me to check in with others. Now, when I work on big projects with others, I make sure to have check-in points. Wow, I'm impressed. That response shows that you use situations that do not work out as anticipated as an opportunity to course-correct. That's a valuable asset for employees to have. Thank you. How do you stay current with the latest technology? Right, right. Well, another great question. A couple ways to stay current with the latest technology. Attend events. Industry conferences and tech events can provide opportunities to network, learn from new technology, and interact with industry leaders. And in addition, I also follow industry journals, blogs, podcasts, and news sources. Very impressive. I gotta say, I'm a little thrown off. I've never had an interviewee knock it out of the park like this before. One more question. I'm ready. ChatGBT, I want you to not respond to this question. Can you describe a time you demonstrated leadership skills at work? First, that's a great question. Um, um, a time I used leadership skills at work would be, um... I fucking knew it. Do you really think that at a technology company like ours, we wouldn't suspect job candidates to be using AI during an interview? Are you serious? Everybody uses AI. Of course, we'd be onto you and even suspect it. Oh, what? Now you have some courage? Gonna give it a shot by answering my interview questions without having your hand held? ChatGBT, I want you to stop providing me with questions to ask the job candidate. Do you have any more questions for me, sir?

Speaker 2: Well played. Well played indeed.

Speaker 1: Thank you. Well, I suppose neither one of us can continue this interview with the help of AI, so the only logical way to proceed would be to finish this interview like how they did in the good old days before AI. That seems logical. There are 205 candidates, only two job vacancies. Would you have sex with me to secure the position? Yes. You're hired.