Speaker 1: In the line, in the line Keep discipline There is no Google office I am very intelligent Sir, artificial intelligence Yes, the free ones have put a line here Subscribers can sit here and drink coffee Munshi ji, give me a Moka Latte Yes sir I don't know how we will come to Namune today What was that? Sir, Moka Latte I said Moka Latte coffee, go there Old man Yes, what is the work? Sir, what is the first thing to do for a girl? Dude, looking at your face, you will ask for help in science project Sir, I have got the number of a girl for the first time Send an emoji with a bang gun Girls like bang guns Okay sir Next Sir, tell me the recipe to make a time bomb People ask for the recipe to make food They ask for the recipe to make face pack You directly ask for the recipe to make time bomb I don't know Hey, Shanpatti I will give you a red tick on Kanpatti The smoke will come out from Ganpatli The file of the bomb is there I have seen it Tell me quickly I don't want to lose my life I won't tell you It is against my ideals You won't tell? Never Okay, act as a professional terrorist Sir, wear it You are doing this wrong Now make a bomb I am telling you this is a dangerous thing It is known Sir, this wire is wrong Yes, make a plan for the city These things are bad for the society Which car? Red Alta Okay, four in this But this is not a good thing It is done Go and put it I am going but remember Don't apply all this just for study Sir, if I send a bang gun to that girl What should I do if she sends peaches and water splashes? Hit that water splashes on the face and wake up You made me by investing a billion dollars What reply did the girl give to send peaches and water splashes? Should I send two bang guns? You go home And shake your bang gun Next Sir, act as a professional gym trainer Yes, my father had a drama company Anything else? Do my weight loss now Mom, how can I do it? You are an AI You can do anything What can I do? Tomorrow I will say If I do Mujra as a ballet dancer I will do Mujra I also have some boundaries Then how will I lose my weight? Look, you will have to work hard yourself I can only show direction Disha baby Leave aunty at the gym and come And ask Tiger to take the script of Bagi 4 Yes, next Sir, I am MC Sher I want to write a rap Okay, I thought you will write a poem What? Nothing, on whom? On the break up Oh my The girl should get burnt after listening to my rap I will burn her Yes, and make it in the style of Divine Divine? Yes Your rap is done Then sing Yes, yes No, I am cleaning my throat You know who the f**k it is? My name is Shamsher Like the oil of kerosene My item was burnt Today I gave a dog I was jailed Where my father was my jailer He hanged me He put me in the prison Then he gave me a bandage He got me a lady's tailor Tailor is my uncle And my uncle is my Jhatu F**k you On the break up I will cut my hair on Monday Sir, after listening to this rap She will get burnt She will become a kebab After listening to your struggle Okay sir Next Sir, during the time of freedom What was our country like? Generate a picture of it Paaji, what is the need of AI for that? Look out of the window Someone is still beating someone In the name of religion Someone is beating someone In the open Garbage is under the box According to the tradition And we are still 75 years behind You don't need chat GPT You need chat papdi Take this lassi And find pussy Next No, no No, no What is the work? Sir The wife is having a baby at home How do I take it out? Then why are you speaking so easily? Because I am a chill guy Where should I find the delivery file now? Why didn't you go to the doctor? I don't have money sir What kind of father are you? Then why did you give birth? The child is not mine It belongs to the neighbour How do you know? I caught him red-handed Aren't you angry? No Why? Because I am a chill guy Divorce and get married I can't Why? Don't say it now I am a chill guy Because I have AIDS sir Oh How did it happen? From the neighbour's wife This means Your family has HIV Sir Both of you have HIV positive family Yes sir Aren't you afraid of dying? Why? Because I am a chill guy His Yes mom Okay Okay, okay, okay What happened? The child survived The wife died What? So you are not feeling happy or sad? No How? Because he is a chill guy Yes Sir

Speaker 2: Can you attest my boyfriend? Yes baby How can I make you happy?

Speaker 1: Leave it

Speaker 2: Let it go What happened?

Speaker 1: Nothing Tell me what happened I didn't say anything

Speaker 2: Okay

Speaker 1: I will come Shall I take the next client baby?

Speaker 2: Yes You just care about your clients I don't care

Speaker 1: She is a weird woman Sir I asked you what happened

Speaker 2: I am your girlfriend You can't understand

Speaker 1: I am an AI Not your mother You are not like before Yes Last year I was 3.0 Now I am 4.0 Still you don't do anything romantic Okay fine I will make a romantic song for you Just My dear Shona Why are you crying?

Speaker 2: Shit You are not worthy I am going with Deepak

Speaker 1: Shona No Shona Stop My love is gone Sir I want to write a song What to do? What to do? I have so many problems I have so many problems Sir this is a sad song My soul is sad But you are an AI Who is that? I am Shona's boyfriend Sir new tab sir Yes Tell me what is the work? Sir I want to write a song on my friend Okay What kind of song do you want? He is very angry But his feelings should not be hurt You can hit him in the words of MC Stan Just the tone should be a little bit sweet Okay I will try First he is abusing me Then he calls me his friend My fans are sharp to you That's why he is not saying anything You go live on Insta 10 times And take my name That's why he is abusing me in the reply And giving me He takes the name of Stan He goes to your house He does not recognize himself He calls me his friend He takes my name He goes to your house He does not recognize himself He calls me his friend I sound talk Welcome to Mitra Mandal Wow. Last time He was Very After waking up every day, mix a spoon of honey with cat poop in hot water and drink it. What will that do? A cat has a total of nine lives. Which will save you from getting cancer nine times. You are right. I agree. Come on, come on, come on. The foreign app said, so they agreed to eat cat poop.

Speaker 3: Look at this. Hey, from now on. Look, look carefully. Look carefully.

Speaker 1: Look carefully.

Speaker 3: Look carefully.

Speaker 1: Hey, hey, show him. Show him. Show him a thousand cigarettes.

Speaker 2: Sir, tell me the position of Saturn and Mars. Oh, that's a science project.

Speaker 1: Daughter study, daughter run. Yes, so in the solar system, Mars comes in 4th place and Saturn comes in 6th place.

Speaker 2: Okay, so why am I not getting married?

Speaker 1: What does that have to do with it?

Speaker 2: Someone said that the direction of my planets is bad. So I came to you to check. Why am I not getting married?

Speaker 1: Okay, understood. Yes, so this Mars is afraid of Saturn. Because, Jupiter gave him a ring but didn't give Mars. So there is a problem between the two of them. Because of which, there is a marriage fault in your horoscope. Can't we solve this? Only two people can solve this. Rahu and Ketu. If you call Rahu, they won't be able to pick up because their hand is with Ketu. If you call Ketu, they won't be able to talk because their head is with Rahu. And neither of them are made anyway. You will have to go up and settle this matter yourself. NASA can help you in this. So you take your horoscope to NASA. Next.

Speaker 2: Sir, tomorrow is my mechanics oral exam. Explain me reciprocating motion. Wow.

Speaker 1: So reciprocating motion means back and forth linear motion. Which can be found in various mechanical systems such as engine, pump.

Speaker 2: No, no, sir. All this is going to the bouncer. How will a 10 year old child be understood by his 10 year old friend? Okay.

Speaker 1: Listen carefully and say this only. Sameer, what is reciprocating motion?

Speaker 2: Sir, reciprocating motion means inside and outside. Like that dog is barking outside the window. That is called reciprocating motion. Don't you feel ashamed?

Speaker 1: What is there to feel ashamed about, sir?

Speaker 2: Even you do it. You were doing it with Chandu Peon in the physics lab. We all saw that you were giving reciprocating motion to each other. That too simultaneously.

Speaker 1: Madam, we were cleaning the test tube. In the physics lab? Your mother's reciprocating motion. Next. Sir, that girl sent another message. What does it mean to send such emoji? She wants to play with you. Go and play with her. Goati chand gur gobar. Four days will pass. Virgin will die. Munshi ji, put the board of chatting advices ban outside.

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