Speaker 1: Hi, I'm sitting here at TBS headquarters with Jim Spann. Is that right? That's correct. Jim, tell us what your title is. I am a manager of original productions for Standards and Practices. I worked in network for many years, as you may be aware, 20 some odd years all told, and they have Standards and Practices at network. My understanding when I moved to cable was that there's no Standards and Practices. Was that a mistake? Yes. I took a big pay cut to come to cable, with the understanding that I could pretty much do whatever I wanted. And you're saying that that was... Incorrect. Incorrect. Okay. What are you talking about? Are we talking about just a few restrictions or many, many restrictions? I have a book of restrictions. How big a book is it? It's a binder. How thick a binder?

Speaker 2: Two inches?

Speaker 1: You think two inches is thick? I'd like to ask you some questions, specifics. Slang terms for the male genitalia, okay? Okay. I'm guessing it's okay to say penis, because it's...

Speaker 2: It's the anatomical correct word.

Speaker 1: Yes, for what that thing is.

Speaker 3: For what?

Speaker 1: Yeah. Tell me if these are acceptable. Mr. Dangles? Yes. Manaconda? Yes. Bananimal? Yes. The one-legged pigeon? Yes. The super soaker? Yes. Why'd you giggle with that one? Eh, it's just funny. I can say brass, right? Correct. How about bazongas? Yes. Habitahabitahs? Yes. Mahobohobowitzes? Yes. Oompa Loompa? Yes. Okay. Okay. Habitahabitahs? Yes. Mahobohobowitzes? Yes. Oompa Loompas? Sure. The scoliosis twins?

Speaker 3: Yes.

Speaker 1: That makes no sense. Why would you okay that? Scoliosis is curvature of the spine. I guess if you've got really big ones, you'd have scoliosis. That's very good. Sexual positions. I'm going to fire some slang at you for sexual positions. You tell me if they're okay. Taking grandma to Applebee's. Okay. Mrs. Seroge? Sure. Sure. Sorry. Decorating the lady cake. Yes. The old Tokyo sandblaster? Sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3: Have you ever, have you ever done the old Tokyo sandblaster?

Speaker 4: Not that I'm aware of.

Speaker 1: This is a very formal environment. Would you mind? I see you have couches and chairs. Do you mind if we get a little more comfortable? Sure. I'm going to show you an outfit and I'm wondering if I can wear this outfit on the show. Okay. Do you mind? Brian, would you step in please? Now, just give me your formal yes or no. Am I allowed to wear this on the show? Yes. I can wear this? You promise? Shake hands. Okay. Thank you very much. You can go, Brian. I'm glad we can agree on that. I'm glad we can agree on that. We have you on tape.

Speaker 2: I'm a man of my word. You're going to let me wear that? I'm going to let you wear that kind of. We'll have to keep it very brief as far as butt time on camera.

Speaker 1: How much time would be acceptable? Let's test right now. Brian, could you come back please? I'm trying to determine how long we can see my butt for. Would you step forward? And I'm going to have him turn and then you tell me when we've gone long enough. Turn.

Speaker 4: That's enough. Okay. Thank you, Brian. Did you drop something?

Speaker 1: It's okay. So I counted four seconds of my ass as acceptable. Four seconds. And it's all... Could you sign this please? Four seconds it is. Could we send in the next gentleman, please? This is a underwear fish tank. I would wear this occasionally on the show. Do you have a problem with this?

Speaker 2: I'm going to have to ask if he can turn around this time.

Speaker 1: This is a submarine. It's a submarine.

Speaker 2: I think we could approve this.

Speaker 1: You could approve this outfit? Yes. I need you to sign right here, please. Just your name. Could you also sign Tokyo Sandblaster, please? Okay. I was watching TBS the other night. Die Hard 2 came on. You guys had dubbed some of the swear words. I question the quality of the dubbing. I'm not trying to be rude, but I'd like you to take a look.

Speaker 4: Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon.

Speaker 1: Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon? There's no Mr. Falcon in the movie. What's wrong with saying yippee-ki-yay, mother. That's how my assistant answers the phone at work. Yippee-ki-yay, mother. How would you like it if someone dubbed your voice and put in things that you didn't say? How would you feel about it? Bananas. We don't have to stuff you right now. I just put very silly words in your mouth. How do you feel about that? Bananas. You're making these judgments. These are important judgments that you're making. Have you had show business experience yourself?

Speaker 2: I have.

Speaker 1: What have you done?

Speaker 2: I was in the 1999 movie Road Trip.

Speaker 4: Wait a minute, you were in the movie Road Trip? I was in the movie Road Trip. The Road Trip. The Road Trip. Where all the dudes go on a road trip. That's correct.

Speaker 2: What's your part? I don't remember you. It was a fraternity, sorority party where they were auctioning off 40 girls. And I was the highest bidder.

Speaker 1: You're in a movie buying a woman and now you're running standards and practices fraternity.

Speaker 2: Mr. Falcon. You sicken me.