Parody Montage Skewers “This March” Slogan With Wordplay (Full Transcript)

[00:00:12] Speaker 1: This March, we don't need another alligator. Vote Croc Hudson for Senate.

[00:00:27] Speaker 2: Prepare to meet your destiny. I can't believe this. They're marching against new math, Larry. Can't they march out of the street?

[00:00:35] Speaker 3: What are they going to do? March two by two?

[00:00:37] Speaker 2: There's got to be a million of them.

[00:00:39] Speaker 3: This March doesn't need another calculator, Larry.

[00:00:42] Speaker 2: And that is why you always leave a note. Wow. This starch doesn't need another calculator.

[00:00:49] Speaker 4: Breaking news. The mayor announced today.

[00:00:53] Speaker 2: You may be asking, should I bake it three times?

[00:00:57] Speaker 5: I'd say this starch doesn't need another hour-tater.

[00:01:07] Speaker 6: What is it, Doc?

[00:01:09] Speaker 7: This heart doesn't need another one-hour-tater. He-she scores, but wait, there's more.

[00:01:22] Speaker 8: I can't keep holding the door open for you.

[00:01:24] Speaker 9: The world needs me.

[00:01:26] Speaker 8: This heart doesn't need another elevator, Otis.

[00:01:28] Speaker 9: I must. Go up, down, up, down.

[00:01:33] Speaker 5: And the Lord said... See you at the top, jet-puffed. Shut up, you flupper-nutter.

[00:01:45] Speaker 6: Don't listen to them, Marsha. There's just more of you to love.

[00:01:52] Speaker 10: This Marsh doesn't need another elevator.