Satirical Acceptance Speech Skewers Awards and Culture (Full Transcript)

[00:00:01] Speaker 1: I'm so emotionless to be here and if anyone knows humor, it's me, you know, no tariffs on humor, legalize comedy, come on, come on, come on, legalize it, let's go.

[00:00:18] Speaker 2: After that lady whose name I already forget gave me her Nobel Prize, I thought, I need more awards. And after what all my little freaks and psychos and I's have been doing, I need more distractions. This feels incredible, I love me, I really love me, I have so few people to thank, myself and of course the big man upstairs which is what I call my brain tumor, yeah. And if I could be serious for a moment, there is so much horrible stuff going on in our country and the world right now, but I promise you, I'm just getting started, thank you, Eric, go to bed.