Absurd Standoff Features Threats, Agents, and a “Key” (Full Transcript)

[00:00:00] Speaker 1: YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, BOTH YOU, AND THEN ONE DAY, YOUR HEIRS. AND THEN ONE DAY, YOUR HEIRS.

[00:00:12] Speaker 2: The meeting is over. Retreat to your exits. Agents are coming. Agents? Agents are coming. Agents? Go. Give us the gay key. I have no gay key.

[00:00:32] Speaker 1: Give us the gay key. I have no gay key. Take his arms off. Listen, friend, we didn't mean to land in that puddle, and if we could get our ship out, we would, but we can't, so why don't you just- I can't get your ship out. Hey, get- I can't get your ship out. Hey, get out of there. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's going around. Come on, use your words, buddy. Come on, use your words, buddy. I have more than enough words to describe you, Stark.

[00:01:21] Speaker 2: Now, save your breath if you could, you pirates. Hey, look, so much heck of two roof lights. Uh, the stylish house frame furniture. And, uh, scar hair cushions with, uh, matching shagpie cover. Yeah.

[00:01:32] Speaker 1: Right.

[00:01:32] Speaker 2: This is terrible, pirates. I thought the party went for blue, boys. Have I made myself clear, boys? Yeah, that's perfectly clear, Mickey, yeah. Just give me one minute to confer with my colleague.

[00:01:52] Speaker 1: Did you understand a single word of what he just said?

[00:01:58] Speaker 2: Now, save your breath if you could, you pirates. Hey, look, so much heck of two roof lights. Uh, the stylish house frame furniture. And, uh, scar hair cushions with, uh, matching shagpie cover. Yeah.

[00:02:08] Speaker 1: Right.

[00:02:09] Speaker 2: This is terrible, pirates. I thought the party went for blue, boys.

[00:02:17] Speaker 1: Thanks for watching.