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Descript’s Funny Pitch: Save Time, Give Dogs Scritches (Full Transcript)

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A parody-style ad frames long video edits as time taken from dogs, humorously pitching Descript as the “Humane Society of video editing.”
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[00:00:00] Speaker 1: Every year millions of dogs are quietly neglected not because their humans don't love them But because they're human said just one more quick edit the longer your edit takes The longer these doggos don't get their scritches and without scritches your dog begins to look at you the way your cat does Call the number below and give hours back to a dog in need your dog your dog needs descript At descript our mission is building a safer kinder tomorrow by reuniting families with their dogs Restoring peace to our homes and preserving the fragile. Hope of children We also do video editing Descript the Humane Society of video editing

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A comedic ad-style monologue suggests long video edits lead to neglected dogs missing affection (“scritches”). It humorously urges viewers to use Descript to speed up editing, framing the company as helping families and dogs, ending with the tagline that Descript is the “Humane Society of video editing.”
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Descript: The Humane Society of Video Editing (Parody Ad)
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  • Long editing sessions can keep people away from their pets; faster tools help reclaim time.
  • The script uses humor and exaggerated stakes to sell video-editing software.
  • Descript is positioned as a kinder, time-saving solution for creators.
  • Ends with a memorable tagline: “Humane Society of video editing.”
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Positive: Playful, humorous tone with affectionate references to dogs and a light-hearted pitch for faster editing; any mention of neglect is clearly comedic and used to motivate a positive call to action.
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