Speaker 1: Hi Helen, is everything okay? How are my post-ops doing? That's fine. Let's go on to ward round.

Speaker 2: Are there any nurses available? I think there's another round going on but I'll get someone.

Speaker 1: No no it's fine, never available when we need them anyway. Let's just start this round,

Speaker 2: we can't be waiting. Hello Mrs Jones, how are you feeling? Oh not too bad, a bit groggy

Speaker 1: but the pain's okay. Okay that's fine, your operation went well, no issues there. We'll have you up and about by tomorrow hopefully. Can I just have a press of your tummy? Abdomen's soft, wound dry, catheter out tomorrow, free fluids tonight, normal diet tomorrow and outpatients in six weeks. Has she had her antibiotics? Oh no, what would you like, Caffeine mat? Oh no, that'll give her a C-diff. A spot of Comoxaclab. You're doing very well Mrs Jones, I'll catch up with you again tomorrow. Okay, thank you. Come on. Hi Mrs Stevens, how are you doing?

Speaker 3: Hello Mrs Jones. Ow, nurse, nurse, could you help me please? No, now. Yes, just one moment. It really hurts now, I really need to go to the loo and I just don't want to have an accident.

Speaker 2: Sorry about that Mrs Jones, how are you feeling? I'm okay, a few twinges but I'm alright. Well, the doctor's written you up for some painkillers so I'll give you those to make you feel more comfortable and, oh and some antibiotics as well, okay? Sharon, I need to talk to you, I'm worried about Mr Wilson, his muse goes sick. Sorry about that Mrs Jones, where were we? Erm, medicine? Oh yes, that's right. You've got a red wristband on, what's it you're allergic to? Penicillin, I get a really bad rash when I take them tablets. Right Mrs Jones, these are your antibiotics, okay? Erm, which ones are they? These are called Augmentin.

Speaker 1: Thank you.