Humorous Struggle with a Virtual Snack Creation (Full Transcript)

Speaker 1: Chachapiti, show me Lay's potato chips. Lay's. Yo, why are the chips exploding out the bag?

Speaker 2: Sealed.

Speaker 1: Open it from the top.

Speaker 2: Peek inside.

Speaker 1: There's a bag within my bag. Corrected. Get the lines out of it. Without lines. Do you see those lines on my chips?

Speaker 2: Free of lines.

Speaker 1: YOU MADE THEM BIGGER. Just show me one Lay's chip. No lines.

Speaker 2: Bubbly texture.

Speaker 1: An untextured version of this.

Speaker 2: Untextured.

Speaker 1: THE TEXTURE IS STILL THERE.

Speaker 2: Perfectly smooth.

Speaker 1: Fine. Just hold that chip with your hand and put a thick layer of sour cream on it.

Speaker 2: Thick layer.

Speaker 1: WITH A GLOB OF GUACAMOLE. Guac. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SOUR CREAM?.

Speaker 2: On top. EQUAL PORTION. Symmetrically.

Speaker 1: YOU TOOK MY SOUR CREAM AWAY.

Speaker 2: Equal portions.

Speaker 1: Add some diced tomatoes.

Speaker 2: On the chip.

Speaker 1: Take a big bite. Bite taken. Don't nibble it. Just put the whole thing in your-

Speaker 2: Toward mouth.

Speaker 1: Who made a Lay's chip sandwich? Why'd you put the logo in there? Without logo. WHAT IS KETCHUP DOING ON MY CHIP?. BLEH.

Speaker 2: No ketchup.

Speaker 1: Put the whole thing in your mouth. Enclosure.

Speaker 2: Mouth closed.

Speaker 1: ALL THE WAY IN. Eating entire chip. WHAT THE HELL?.