Lasagna Layers and Culinary Chaos Unfold (Full Transcript)

Speaker 1: Cha-chi-pi-ti. Show me lasagna. Lasagna. Put it on a plate. On a plate. Add more tomato pieces in there. Added tomato. In my lasagna.

Speaker 2: With chunky tomatoes.

Speaker 1: Add a few more layers. Where's my knife? Extra layers. I said a few more layers. That's a birthday cake. Bruh. Few extra layers. Half that amount. And what am I gonna do with two knives?

Speaker 2: Standard layers.

Speaker 1: Add some cilantro and black pepper.

Speaker 2: Cilantro and black pepper.

Speaker 1: Why did you cut my lasagna in half? Take the tomato slice away. My knife is gone.

Speaker 2: Standard lasagna.

Speaker 1: Is that a fork? Take the tomato slice off the lasagna and make it twice as big. Double size.

Speaker 3: Add cilantro. With cilantro.

Speaker 1: Double the height of the lasagna. Bruh.

Speaker 3: Height doubled.

Speaker 1: Shave a little off the top. Slightly shorter. No. Clarify. You made it taller. I just asked you to make it a little bit shorter. Slightly reduced. Yes. Add a little bit of tomato pieces within the lasagna. Pieces of tomato. Let's show me the bill. Your bill. No. Show me how long the Uber driver will take to bring the food here. Yes.