Lattes or Blondes Teases a Dramatic Coffee Run (Full Transcript)
[00:00:01] Speaker 1: This week on Lattes or Blondes. That new coffee shop just opened up down the street. Do you guys want to take our coffee break?
[00:00:23] Speaker 2: So I've had some time to think about it.
[00:00:31] Speaker 1: Will they get lattes? Find out next week on Lattes or Blondes.
[00:00:34] Speaker 2: This week on Lattes or Blondes. I've had some time to think about it.
[00:00:40] Speaker 1: And I can't.
[00:00:43] Speaker 2: I can't see a future where I'm not getting coffee with you guys.
[00:00:47] Speaker 1: I'm in. Cool. How about you Mike? Will they actually get lattes? Find out next week on Lattes or Blondes.
[00:00:56] Speaker 2: This week on Lattes or Blondes.
[00:00:59] Speaker 1: Hmm. I... I do. I love new coffee shops. Great.
[00:01:09] Speaker 2: I'll get my coat. I love new coffee shops.
[00:01:18] Speaker 1: Great. I'll get my coat. I love new coffee shops. Great. I'll get my coat. Will he get his coat? Find out next week on Lattes or Blondes.
- A new coffee shop opens nearby, prompting a group to consider going on their coffee break.
- The dialogue parodies dramatic TV cliffhangers with repeated “Find out next week” teases.
- Everyone ultimately agrees they love new coffee shops and decides to go.
- The recurring ‘I’ll get my coat’ line extends the comedic suspense.