Navigating Love, Career, and Personal Growth Advice (Full Transcript)

Speaker 1: What's the best way to ask this girl I like out on a date? Uh, ask her for her number, then get to know her a bit first, and then make the move. Compliment her on a regular basis whenever you see her, and make her feel comfortable. Then ask her out to lunch. Kidnap her. Kidnap? What? No. My God. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Okay, how do I impress someone during a job interview? Talk about your team-building skills and work history. Discuss your academic background, and when you excel. Stalk the interviewer for weeks on end to see what they like and dislike. What? Gemini. What do you mean, stalk? You're the one asking me? What do you mean not? You want answers? I'll give you answers. Stop. That's a freak thing to say. How do I strive to be a better person? Try to manage what you watch on TV. Push yourself to always treat people with proper respect. Check somebody else's identity. Gemini? Shut up. You're mad it works. Shut up. You're mad it works. Aren't you Google? That's crazy. It's logical. No. It makes sense. You're jealous. Someone's identity. Are you kidding me? Who says something like that? You're jealous. What should I do if I'm feeling down and the dumps are depressed? Please. Find the nearest building. No. Okay. You can't say that. Okay. You can't say that. No, that's crazy. Part 2 right now exclusively on Short Circuit Central, a channel for creators by creators.