Kimmel Riffs on Trump and a Non-Transferable Nobel (Full Transcript)

Name: Kimmel Riffs on Trump and a Non-Transferable Nobel
Uploaded: 2026-01-16T18:05:05+00:00
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Description: Jimmy Kimmel jokes about Trump after María Machado presented him her Nobel Prize, despite Nobel rules barring transfers, offering his own awards instead.

Jimmy Kimmel jokes about Trump after María Machado presented him her Nobel Prize, despite Nobel rules barring transfers, offering his own awards instead.

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[00:00:00] Speaker 2: President, I have an offer I think you're going to find difficult to refuse, if you, and only if, you agree to pull ICE out of Minneapolis. Comedian Jimmy Kimmel mocked President Trump after Maria Machado gave Trump her Nobel Peace Prize at the White House.

[00:00:14] Speaker 3: I can't think of anybody in history that should get the Nobel Prize more than me, and I don't want to be bragging, but nobody else settled wars.

[00:00:20] Speaker 1: Have you ever seen anyone happier than that for winning this prize? He didn't even win.

[00:00:28] Speaker 2: The Nobel Committee gave Machado the award for her fierce opposition to Nicolás Maduro in Venezuela, and the committee says the award isn't transferable.

[00:00:37] Speaker 4: He deserves it, and it was a very emotional moment.

[00:00:42] Speaker 2: Machado is one of a few leaders vying to lead Venezuela after a U.S. operation removed Maduro from the country. Kimmel made his own offer to Trump on his late night show.

[00:00:52] Speaker 1: The Daytime Emmy I won for Best Game Show Host in 1999, that could be yours. I'm willing to hand over my 2015 Soul Train Award for White Person of the Year. The choice is yours. I will personally deliver any or even all of these to the Oval Office in exchange for leaving the people of Minneapolis alone. Guillermo, return these to my seat.

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A transcript segment describes comedian Jimmy Kimmel mocking President Trump after Venezuelan opposition figure María Machado presented Trump with her Nobel Peace Prize at the White House. Trump claims he deserves a Nobel more than anyone, while the Nobel Committee notes the prize is not transferable. Kimmel jokes by offering Trump his own awards in exchange for pulling ICE out of Minneapolis.

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Kimmel mocks Trump over non-transferable Nobel Peace Prize

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Key Takeaways

Kimmel used satire to respond to a story about Trump receiving (but not winning) a Nobel Peace Prize.
The Nobel Committee stated that Nobel Prizes are not transferable.
Trump is portrayed as claiming he deserves a Nobel due to settling wars.
Machado’s Nobel was awarded for opposition to Nicolás Maduro and is linked to Venezuelan leadership politics.
Kimmel offered his own awards as a comedic bargaining chip tied to ICE presence in Minneapolis.

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Neutral: The tone is largely satirical and critical via comedic mockery, but presented as a news-style recounting of jokes and claims without overt emotional language from the narrator.

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