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Satirical Exchange Pitches “Trump Signature” Knee Pads (Full Transcript)
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Speakers trade sarcastic barbs about CEOs and pivot into a mock sales pitch for “Trump signature series” knee pads sold online and in bulk.
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Newsom brings Trump knee pads to Davos
Added on 01/22/2026
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[00:00:00] Speaker 1: You have chosen a sort of, if you can't beat them, join them strategy to the way you're talking about this stuff. You talk, you know, you're running around distributing knee pads to CEOs, and I think it does... I'm not banning them out.
[00:00:12] Speaker 2: Though I do have a few, if you'd like. I don't know.
[00:00:15] Speaker 3: And honestly, it sounds...
[00:00:16] Speaker 2: By the way, I'm not kidding. They're the new Trump signature series knee pads. Yeah, and they are available online. I told you, the last one sold out. And I just want to sort of... This is a serious moment. We laugh. Anyway, these are available in bulk, too.
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A brief, joking exchange where one speaker accuses another of taking an “if you can’t beat them, join them” approach, teasing them about handing out knee pads to CEOs. Another speaker responds with a comedic pitch for “Trump signature series” knee pads, claiming they’re sold online, have sold out before, and are available in bulk, before noting it’s a serious moment despite the laughter.
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