Unexpected Interpreter Saves the Day at Global CEO Summit (Full Transcript)

Speaker 1: Oh, no. Jesus.

Speaker 2: Are you all right?

Speaker 1: No, I'm having a bit of a nightmare, actually.

Speaker 2: What's the matter?

Speaker 1: Well, I've got all the intellectual CEOs from around the world in this room. In ten minutes, the annual summit's supposed to take place. They've flown thousands of miles to get here and my translator hasn't turned up. I need to find someone who can translate into seven different languages.

Speaker 2: Well, I can do that. Yeah, I did a TEFL in my gap year.

Speaker 1: Welcome back to London, ladies and gentlemen. This is Helen Marsh, who'll be our interpreter today. So, without further ado, let's address section 1.1. Multinational profiteering for the financial year 2005-2006. Helen.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to go

Speaker 2: This is not my sandwich